Confessions of a Recordplayer

Scratch This..

Here. 

Who Woulds Jesus Sue?

An Italian judge heard arguments Friday on whether a small-town parish priest should stand trial for asserting that Jesus Christ existed.  Here

Reasons Enough for Google Video To Exist

A game of Ping Pong Mr Anderson?

Bill Worst Person of the Year!

Bill O'Rielly has cemented his place in history as worst person in the world.  See news cast  for more info...
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2005 Summer Explosives Camp

Ever wonder how dynamite works? What about fireworks? At the 2005 Summer Explosives Camp, you will not only learn how these things work, you will actually be able to get hands on experience! You will learn:

1. How to prime and shoot dynamite.
2. Safety precautions when handling explosives.
3. Where explosives are used.
4. The curriculum and department of Mining Engineering at UMR.
5. What careers are available that are explosive related.
6. How underground blasts work.
7. How explosives are used in industry.
8. How to set up and shoot off a fireworks display.
9. And much more!

Distance & Continuing Education, University of Missouri - Rolla

Now I feel safer...

D.R.A.F.T

So this might be a bit dated, but Bush rapping over The Game's P.I.M.P. is rough and tough anytime..  last line is the best... CHECK IT>

Shocking Tom Cruise Clip

Usually I stay far away from tabloid quality nonsense but this one was too classic to pass up.  Check out this electrifying encounter between Tom and Oprah..  Thanks Mr Whaley...

PS.  Fixed the link.

Disesel Sweeties..

Funny Haha...  check'm all..

I'm going to Hell

So had this funny thought when I saw a women with a seeing eye dog yesterday.. (I know, burning already)..  where does the dog do its.. duty.  The visual pictures in my mind, the usual jokes.  I'm sure you can picture how silly that would look and how gross it could be if they tried to pick it up...  Do they step in it?  This has to be one of my most unPC thoughts ever..

Well, I decided i wanted to know and strangley enough I could not find the anwser on the internet!!!  So I called a seeing eye dog company and asked them.  I thought I would share.

Seeing eye dogs are taught to go on various surfaces (like grass) and are also on a strict feeding and watering schedule so you know it its round 3pm the dog's gonna have to handle some busines soon.  She also mentioned that if the dog has an "emergency" that the dog gets restless and tries to let the owner know they need to handle some business.

Its always great to learn something new every day!

Like you care...

Life Savers were invented in 1912 by Clarence Crane, who had been making and selling chocolate candy in the Cleveland area since 1891 and thought to augment his product line with a non-melting candy during the summer when chocolate sales were slow.  Crane envisioned a round, flat peppermint and hired a pharmaceutical pill maker to press his new mints into a circle and punch a hole in them. It was their shape that inspired the name — they looked like life savers, so Life Savers they became. What we now view primarily as a sweet was back then marketed as a breath improver: the original product packaging pictured an old seaman throwing a life preserver to a young female swimmer with the slogan "For That Stormy Breath."